Al Dragonia's Guide to the Univese

Al Dragonia's Guide to the Universe is a book being written from Al Dragonia's perspective about Al Dragonia's adventures in the Al Dragonia Universe. This will reveal many new planets and species inhabiting the universe.

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Exerpt
Prologue: I rant

You know, being me ain't the easiest thing. I am Al Dragonia, and although I am one of the most powerful beings in the world, I do have many difficulties.

First off, I have two kids- twins to be exact- that are absolute geniuses they are obedient, and very sweet, but I am wary of them since they’re smarter than I am when they put their heads together. Second, I have my wife, although she is amazing, we can't remain in physical contact for very long because of her decomposition powers. Third, my evil little brother is almost always trying to kill me. Fourth, I have an over protective sister. Fifth, I am very silly (I'm not insane, contrary to popular belief.). Finally, I have a tendency to drive people insane.

Those are my difficulties, and these are the powers I use to deal with them. My favorite one is shapeshifting- I can turn into almost anything. I have limited control over fire (How cool). I have a knack for making friends- just ask the master of darkness, Kraakhan. I have a few psychic powers. Bioluminescence- very useful natural ability~! Infinity Powers- quite possibly my most useful ability ever. I learned fake magic at a young age, and figured out how to use it in tandem with my psychic powers to seemingly do the impossible.

Perhaps my greatest ability is the gift of invention- I have invented or improved on many things over the course of time. Also, my wife is slowly learning to control her power- her touch is nothing compared to the burn it once was~!

But enough about me. It's time I told you what you came here for- my guide to the universe.

First off, the universe is amazing; don't let anyone tell you any different. Second, always leave your inventions guarded like they are the crown jewels of France- I learned that the hard way. Finally, if your evil brother runs against you in the race to become the next president of dragons, start packing just in case!

Now I can begin the real story. Think that you're ready? Well, we shall see.

EDIT: Oops, I misspelled "Universe" in the article title. ^_^;